Rules for dating a salesman
A new sales assistant was hired at a large department store. You'll also need a lawn mower to cut the grass when it starts growing too long. After the customer left, the sales manager turned to the assistant. At the end of his first day on the job his boss fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today? "Only one," blurted the boss, "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines.On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes. Sales manager: And how about some fertilizer and weed-killer? Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser." The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"When I came down here for the tour," he yelled with anger and pain, "I was shown a whole bunch of bars and parties and other great stuff! He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack.Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.Too close behind to stop, the bear jumped over him and went rolling into the cabin.The man walks in, looks straight at the nun and says, "Uhhhh, well hello there, can I sell you a blind, dearie...?
The motel manager called the salesman's company and related the tragedy to the sales manager.
The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, "If this machine doesn't remove all the dust completely, I'll lick it off myself." "Do you want ketchup on it? "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it." "Well, what if you hit it into the woods? "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed." "Okay," says the golfer, impressed.